1 00:00:02,065 --> 00:00:03,470 Hey, sweetheart. How was your day? 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,008 I had a rough day here in Haiti. 3 00:00:05,043 --> 00:00:06,747 I was walking down the street, 4 00:00:06,782 --> 00:00:08,721 and a baby bat flew into my mouth. 5 00:00:08,755 --> 00:00:10,963 Well, it's a good thing for you 6 00:00:10,964 --> 00:00:12,735 that I planned a very sexy chat tonight. 7 00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:14,710 You like the movie varsity blues, right? 8 00:00:14,744 --> 00:00:15,947 I'm an American male 9 00:00:15,948 --> 00:00:18,188 between the age of 6 and 93, yeah. 10 00:00:18,223 --> 00:00:20,061 Do you remember the whipped cream bikini? 11 00:00:20,096 --> 00:00:22,671 I remember it. 12 00:00:22,672 --> 00:00:23,808 Oh. Oh! 13 00:00:23,809 --> 00:00:25,333 Very cool, I see what's happening here. 14 00:00:25,348 --> 00:00:28,625 Well, I'm gonna go get prepared. See you soon. 15 00:00:28,626 --> 00:00:30,499 Don't forget the cherries. 16 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:31,804 Babe? 17 00:00:31,805 --> 00:00:34,137 Yeah? Are you ready to get your mind blown? 18 00:00:34,138 --> 00:00:35,465 Blow it. 19 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:37,731 Ready or not, here I come. 20 00:00:37,732 --> 00:00:39,503 Oh! 21 00:00:39,538 --> 00:00:41,113 What's up with the one-piece? 22 00:00:41,143 --> 00:00:42,146 Hmm? 23 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:43,652 It's just pretty modest, is all. 24 00:00:43,686 --> 00:00:45,391 Babe, I started with a string bikini, 25 00:00:45,392 --> 00:00:47,064 but I thought that looked skanky, okay? 26 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:48,736 Yeah, the whole point is be skanky. 27 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:50,342 Well, I just don't know who's watching this, you know, 28 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:53,353 the NSA, that hot Edward Snowden guy. 29 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,724 I don't want this to be on, like, WikiLeaks. 30 00:00:54,758 --> 00:00:57,234 It just kinda looks like a bathing suit my grandma might wear. 31 00:00:57,268 --> 00:00:59,207 Grandma with benefits, maybe? 32 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,649 You are confusing my "B" right now, okay? 33 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:03,288 Well, this is not gonna confuse your "B". 34 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:05,282 The crotch is made out of taffy. 35 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:06,734 Okay. 36 00:01:06,768 --> 00:01:08,607 And you don't even want to know where I hid the gummy bear. 37 00:01:08,608 --> 00:01:11,149 Girl, you sure know my candies. 38 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:13,123 I have these little nonpareils, 39 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:14,189 and I put... Oh, my God. 40 00:01:14,194 --> 00:01:15,197 Ah! Ah! What? 41 00:01:15,198 --> 00:01:16,234 Casey, there's ants on me! 42 00:01:16,235 --> 00:01:17,639 Go to the shower, take your laptop... 43 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,111 Ah! Honey, honey! And then let me see you 44 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,817 just rinse it off. Help! 45 00:01:20,818 --> 00:01:21,955 Sexy, though. Help me! 46 00:01:21,989 --> 00:01:24,497 Ah! Casey! Casey! Sweetie, okay. 47 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:26,939 Help me! Casey! Oh, sweetie. 48 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,709 Welcome back to work, Big L! 49 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:48,549 Nope, that is not my nickname. 50 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:50,991 For the last time, my name is Dr. L. 51 00:01:50,992 --> 00:01:53,166 Big L brought doughnuts for everyone! 52 00:01:53,167 --> 00:01:54,671 Nope, not Big L. 53 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:57,180 I'm a tiny, dainty woman, and these donuts are my lunch. 54 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,256 Oh, hi, Mindy. Can I help you? 55 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:11,196 Yeah, you can help me by actually 56 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,970 getting all of your stuff out of my office. 57 00:02:13,004 --> 00:02:14,542 Or you know what, you could do it by yourself, 58 00:02:14,576 --> 00:02:17,185 and then I could go rest, because I actually 59 00:02:17,186 --> 00:02:19,493 hurt my tricep yesterday trying to cut a steak. 60 00:02:19,528 --> 00:02:21,634 Why am I getting the stuff out of my office? 61 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:23,574 Look, you are a great guy, 62 00:02:23,575 --> 00:02:25,715 and your hair looks professionally mussed, 63 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,086 and you deserve an awesome office, 64 00:02:27,121 --> 00:02:29,093 except this one is mine. Okay. 65 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:30,632 All right, let me just check something. 66 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:32,305 Thank you so... I really appreciate this. 67 00:02:32,306 --> 00:02:34,278 I really want to help you. 68 00:02:34,314 --> 00:02:36,386 Oh, shoot! 69 00:02:36,421 --> 00:02:39,063 I am busy all day not giving a damn! 70 00:02:39,097 --> 00:02:41,906 And it looks like I'm just booked all week 71 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:44,047 not caring about this. 72 00:02:44,082 --> 00:02:47,259 Yeah, that just continues all the way to 2060. 73 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:49,432 That's really cute. Here's a tip, though. 74 00:02:49,467 --> 00:02:50,536 Don't try to out-cute 75 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:51,641 the cutest person in this office. 76 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:55,220 Are you cuter than this? 77 00:02:55,221 --> 00:02:57,696 I wuv hugs. 78 00:02:59,796 --> 00:03:01,099 I hated that. 79 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,438 I hated that. That was disgusting. 80 00:03:02,472 --> 00:03:04,143 Jeremy? Jeremy. 81 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:05,883 You are managing partner, which until this moment, 82 00:03:05,884 --> 00:03:07,054 I did not care about at all. 83 00:03:07,089 --> 00:03:08,425 Good morning. 84 00:03:08,426 --> 00:03:10,064 Good morning, your majesty. 85 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:11,102 Continue. Okay. 86 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,904 Please fire Paul. Please, immediately. 87 00:03:12,909 --> 00:03:14,380 No, nope. 88 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:16,822 Why would I fire the best thing to ever happen to this practice? 89 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:20,402 Okay, he stole my office, and he made me feel uncool. 90 00:03:20,403 --> 00:03:21,438 Well, that's his office now. 91 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:22,743 You were supposed to be gone a year, 92 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,884 but you got back from club med eight months early. 93 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:27,125 It was a service trip to the worst place in the world. 94 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,899 The worst place in the world is Fenway Park. 95 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,173 Look, I let Paul move into my apartment 96 00:03:31,174 --> 00:03:32,545 when Christina and I moved to Jersey, 97 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,782 but now we're broken up. 98 00:03:33,783 --> 00:03:35,488 You don't see me asking for my apartment back. 99 00:03:35,523 --> 00:03:36,693 You should! 100 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,667 He's probably having cocaine snowball parties 101 00:03:38,668 --> 00:03:39,904 with models in there. 102 00:03:39,939 --> 00:03:41,845 Ugh! The reason I hired Paul 103 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,889 is because he's a good doctor and the patients all love him. 104 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:47,699 He was featured on the cover of New York magazine. 105 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:48,769 So what? 106 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,307 I was profiled in the New York post. 107 00:03:50,308 --> 00:03:51,746 Remember when I found that thumb in my taco? 108 00:03:51,747 --> 00:03:55,092 The new Dr. L helped me and my boyfriend cosign a loan. 109 00:03:55,093 --> 00:03:56,931 We love Dr. L! Mmm. 110 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,942 Oh, you do? You love Dr. L 111 00:03:59,976 --> 00:04:02,384 so much 'cause he cosigned your loan? 112 00:04:02,385 --> 00:04:03,956 That's enough, okay? 113 00:04:03,957 --> 00:04:05,563 You did not even look up from your Sudoku 114 00:04:05,564 --> 00:04:06,566 when I went to Haiti. 115 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:08,406 Dr. L, it's the hospital. 116 00:04:08,407 --> 00:04:09,643 Eva Castillo is in labor. 117 00:04:09,644 --> 00:04:11,249 I am on it. I'm on it. 118 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,089 She's my patient. 119 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:14,460 Paul, you are her current doctor. 120 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:15,664 You go to the hospital. 121 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,977 - Right. - Sorry. 122 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:21,485 Yeah. Go get 'em, Dr. L. 123 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:25,935 Okay, I have no office, I have no patients, 124 00:04:25,936 --> 00:04:27,607 I have this horrible short haircut, 125 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,514 my name is not Dr. L anymore, 126 00:04:29,515 --> 00:04:31,856 and I have a U.T.I. From discount whipped cream. 127 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:34,031 You and me both, sister. 128 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,903 Mindy, you do have an office. 129 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:38,847 Ta-da. 130 00:04:40,587 --> 00:04:41,892 No. 131 00:04:41,926 --> 00:04:45,070 This is a hobbit hole where old computers go to die. 132 00:04:45,071 --> 00:04:47,511 No, this is a fixer-upper with tons of charm. 133 00:04:47,546 --> 00:04:49,653 Plus, you get exclusive access to the hot pipe 134 00:04:49,654 --> 00:04:50,990 where Morgan dries his bathing suit. 135 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,396 How am I supposed to see patients in here? 136 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,336 Well, the good news is, you don't have any at the moment. 137 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,025 The bad news is your hair is on fire. 138 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,752 Your hair is on fire! Get out! Come on! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 139 00:04:58,753 --> 00:04:59,956 Oh, my God! 140 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:02,599 Hey, I have to make a total run-of-the-mill trip 141 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,539 to the post office, and I don't want to be questioned about it. 142 00:05:04,573 --> 00:05:05,575 Okay. 143 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:06,713 All ri... Oh, hey, 144 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:08,386 say hi to Jan for me. 145 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:09,422 What? Ooh! 146 00:05:09,423 --> 00:05:10,466 My house is right by there. 147 00:05:10,494 --> 00:05:11,697 Could you stop and get my chapstick? 148 00:05:11,732 --> 00:05:12,935 No, I'm not doing that. 149 00:05:12,936 --> 00:05:15,913 I'm gonna run to the post office by myself. 150 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:18,087 I'm gonna do my own business, and then... and then... 151 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:20,061 So I'm not gonna be reachable by phone or text. 152 00:05:20,062 --> 00:05:22,035 Okay? Thanks, guys, awesome. 153 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:26,049 Anybody else find that a bit odd? 154 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:29,093 No, it's not odd. I'm not in love with Jan. 155 00:05:29,127 --> 00:05:31,468 Sometimes, I will mail an empty box just to see her, 156 00:05:31,502 --> 00:05:33,275 but that doesn't mean I'm in love with her. No, no, no, no, no. 157 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:34,411 This is the third time this week 158 00:05:34,412 --> 00:05:36,285 Danny has disappeared with some flimsy excuse. 159 00:05:36,286 --> 00:05:37,624 Follow him. 160 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:39,564 That's what Ray Ron does with me. 161 00:05:39,565 --> 00:05:41,136 If he didn't, I'd cheat on him. 162 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:43,143 Right. 163 00:05:46,121 --> 00:05:47,124 All right. 164 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,261 Open, open, open, open, right here. 165 00:05:48,262 --> 00:05:49,265 Here, here, here, here! 166 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,335 Go. Ow! 167 00:05:50,336 --> 00:05:51,572 Oh, sorry. Ugh! 168 00:05:51,573 --> 00:05:52,576 You all right, Tom? No. 169 00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:53,580 Okay, my bad, man. 170 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:54,583 That was your bad. 171 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:57,862 All right, let's go. 172 00:05:57,863 --> 00:05:58,865 Hey, man, what are you doing here? 173 00:05:58,866 --> 00:06:01,140 You've been sneaking off every day 174 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:03,649 to play "basketsball" with these miserable losers? 175 00:06:03,684 --> 00:06:05,456 These are my true friends right here. 176 00:06:05,457 --> 00:06:07,563 I mean, we're all recently single. 177 00:06:07,564 --> 00:06:09,571 We call ourselves the "getting over it" gang. 178 00:06:09,572 --> 00:06:11,210 Great name for a gang. 179 00:06:11,211 --> 00:06:13,886 Oh! Ow! Hey, foul, man. 180 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,294 Kris Humphries, no dunking! Wnba rules! 181 00:06:16,329 --> 00:06:18,034 Give me the gun. 182 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:19,238 What gun? What are you talking about? 183 00:06:19,272 --> 00:06:20,844 This is clearly a suicide ring. 184 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:21,847 No, it's not. 185 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,854 Suicide? Yeah, would a suicidal loser 186 00:06:23,855 --> 00:06:25,260 drain a shot like this? 187 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,535 Trey! 188 00:06:27,536 --> 00:06:28,672 Oh! 189 00:06:28,673 --> 00:06:31,114 My bad. Game over, guys, I'm sorry. 190 00:06:31,115 --> 00:06:32,653 All right, let's bring it in! 191 00:06:32,687 --> 00:06:33,924 All right, come on, let's bring it in. 192 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:34,928 Come on, guys, come on. 193 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:37,035 All right. Okay. 194 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:39,142 Just because we don't have wives 195 00:06:39,177 --> 00:06:41,150 doesn't mean we don't have lives. 196 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,324 Single and cool! Single and cool! 197 00:06:43,358 --> 00:06:44,929 Single and cool! 198 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,167 Yes! 199 00:06:46,202 --> 00:06:48,978 All right, fellas, way to go! 200 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:52,757 Ah. 201 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:54,263 Hey. Hi. 202 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:55,969 For you. No, wait, don't go yet, 203 00:06:56,004 --> 00:06:57,207 don't go yet! 204 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,210 What's going on out there? 205 00:06:58,244 --> 00:07:00,786 Just work stuff. Yeah? 206 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,826 Wait, tell me about... Is it daylight out? 207 00:07:02,861 --> 00:07:04,968 Oh, yeah, no, it's actually gorgeous. 208 00:07:05,002 --> 00:07:07,008 Dr. L just took us for some frozen yogurt. 209 00:07:07,043 --> 00:07:11,457 An impromptu frozen yogurt trip? No one invited me. 210 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:13,197 Oh, you've been gone so long, 211 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:16,710 and your office is here in Siberia now, so... 212 00:07:16,711 --> 00:07:17,713 Oh. 213 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:19,386 Oh, oh, got something for you. 214 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:22,129 Just gotta let these bad boys dry. 215 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,805 I had water aerobics today. 216 00:07:24,806 --> 00:07:25,808 Ah! Ah! 217 00:07:25,809 --> 00:07:27,013 Put this here. 218 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,819 If they fall down, just put 'em back up, please. 219 00:07:28,854 --> 00:07:31,562 I'm gonna keep the door closed, because it bums the patients out 220 00:07:31,563 --> 00:07:33,904 to see this room. Okay. 221 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:35,944 Bye. 222 00:07:42,027 --> 00:07:43,363 Cool, he can do magic. 223 00:07:43,398 --> 00:07:44,769 Do you know who else does magic? 224 00:07:44,803 --> 00:07:46,274 The clown that molested my cousin, 225 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:47,745 and we're not all fawning over him, are we? 226 00:07:47,746 --> 00:07:49,017 Okay, relax. 227 00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:51,091 Just don't be mad at Dr. L because he's fun. 228 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,462 You're also fun. 229 00:07:52,463 --> 00:07:54,537 Am I? Tell me, why? 230 00:07:54,538 --> 00:07:55,941 God, yeah, you're so much fun. 231 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,346 He's always dieting, you know? 232 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:58,384 Mm-hmm. And when you eat, 233 00:07:58,385 --> 00:08:00,056 you're like, "I want three pizzas! 234 00:08:00,057 --> 00:08:01,094 Ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!" 235 00:08:01,128 --> 00:08:02,498 Oh, my God. You know? 236 00:08:02,499 --> 00:08:04,806 His farts are like... 237 00:08:04,807 --> 00:08:07,048 Yours are like... Pbbt! 238 00:08:07,049 --> 00:08:09,188 Um, can I have another drink, please? 239 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:10,460 I'm very depressed. Oh, right there. 240 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:11,530 That's another reason. 241 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:14,508 He's a total lightweight. You can drink. 242 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:18,221 I mean, you can hold your liquor like an Irish police Captain. 243 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:22,637 He is like, "I had one beer. I have to go home." 244 00:08:22,638 --> 00:08:26,249 That's very interesting. He's a lightweight. 245 00:08:26,284 --> 00:08:28,023 I'm glad you came out. 246 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,531 Gotta say, I did not know you'd be bringing these. 247 00:08:31,603 --> 00:08:33,742 Uh, well, look, 248 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:35,649 I know they made a bad first impression yesterday, 249 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,288 but they're good guys, okay, 250 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:38,995 and they're helping me get over Christina. 251 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:39,998 Yeah, I know. 252 00:08:39,999 --> 00:08:43,009 From the ladies. 253 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:44,013 Oh, wow, hey. 254 00:08:44,014 --> 00:08:45,083 Thanks very much, girls. 255 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:46,288 Thanks for the drinks. 256 00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:47,927 Thank you very much, ladies. 257 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,331 This is what we think of your drinks. 258 00:08:49,366 --> 00:08:51,473 Not the... Tom, whoa. Yeah. 259 00:08:51,507 --> 00:08:53,613 You don't pick us. We pick you! 260 00:08:53,648 --> 00:08:54,952 Whoa, Tom, Tom. Bounce! 261 00:08:54,953 --> 00:08:56,758 Tom, they seem nice enough. 262 00:08:56,759 --> 00:08:58,196 Oh, no, yeah, they seem nice enough. 263 00:08:58,197 --> 00:09:01,374 The next thing you know, we go home with these girls, 264 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:02,813 then you're married, 265 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:05,991 and then you find a condom in your dog poop. 266 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:08,701 Then you go, "whoa, was somebody having sex with my dog?" 267 00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:10,975 Then you realize, no. 268 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,384 Your wife is having sex with someone, 269 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:15,023 and your dog ate the condom. 270 00:09:15,024 --> 00:09:16,094 All right, whoa, whoa, whoa. And... 271 00:09:16,128 --> 00:09:17,231 We'll just hang with the guys. 272 00:09:17,232 --> 00:09:18,335 All right. Danny? 273 00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:19,338 Yeah? Quick, quick, 274 00:09:19,339 --> 00:09:20,376 quick, quick word. Yeah, sure. 275 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:21,380 Tom is unhinged. 276 00:09:21,381 --> 00:09:22,516 No, no, I know, but... 277 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:24,123 Yeah, he's insane. Okay. 278 00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:26,765 Yes, I admit, that was a very chilling story, 279 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,809 but he's gone through a lot. I mean, look at him. 280 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,348 Just like me, just like all these guys. 281 00:09:31,349 --> 00:09:33,288 Listen to me, if I wanted to be depressed, 282 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:34,927 I would have stuck to my original plan 283 00:09:34,928 --> 00:09:36,767 of eating a waffle in the bath. 284 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:41,417 Hey, guys, you know what I think we should do 285 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:43,959 is we should do, like, a doctor vs. Doctor shots-off! 286 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,163 What? 287 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:48,274 ♪ Oh, we got a shots-off goin' on ♪ 288 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:50,316 Oh, Tamra sang the shots-off song, 289 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:51,420 and once you sing the song, 290 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:52,691 you have to do the shots-off. It is true. 291 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,727 Those are the rules of the office. 292 00:09:53,728 --> 00:09:54,764 Did they tell you that? 293 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:57,675 I love this. I love office traditions. 294 00:09:57,676 --> 00:09:59,883 Unfortunately, I can't do a shots-off. 295 00:09:59,884 --> 00:10:02,091 I-I already had a beer, so... 296 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,462 One beer? 297 00:10:03,463 --> 00:10:05,603 Oh, are you scared, 298 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,577 'cause you can't hold your alcohol? 299 00:10:07,578 --> 00:10:09,417 She's getting in your head. Take her down! 300 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:11,123 Nobody baby-talks me. 301 00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:12,495 Bring on the shots! 302 00:10:12,496 --> 00:10:13,866 Whoo! Yeah! 303 00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:15,739 And, of course, if I win, then I'll get my office back, 304 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,512 and I can be called Dr. L again. 305 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:18,917 Whoa! 306 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,924 Yeah, bitch, bring on the shots! 307 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:25,976 Whoa. Whoa! 308 00:10:47,286 --> 00:10:48,924 Another shot, please. Another shot, please. 309 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,228 How are you doing this? 310 00:10:50,263 --> 00:10:53,607 I ate an entire loaf of bread before I came here tonight. 311 00:10:53,642 --> 00:10:55,749 Oh, so you knew we were going to do this? 312 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,789 Nope, I just do that every night, dog. 313 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,491 Flaming shot! 314 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,431 Flaming shot! Oh! 315 00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:18,998 Oh! 316 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:29,201 Yes! Yes! 317 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,580 Hey, Danny, guess what. 318 00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:34,285 What? I won my office back. 319 00:11:34,286 --> 00:11:36,360 Congratulations. Did you do it through alcohol? 320 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,531 Yeah, maybe, maybe. 321 00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:38,935 Okay, I don't like that. That's all right. 322 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:41,244 Look who's here. 323 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:42,381 Hey, Tom. 324 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:43,619 How's it going? 325 00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:44,891 Good. 326 00:11:44,925 --> 00:11:45,927 Hey, you look great. Thanks. 327 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:47,599 Whoa! Hey! 328 00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:49,005 Is that an engagement ring? 329 00:11:49,006 --> 00:11:50,009 Yeah, it is. 330 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,283 I did it. I got engaged. 331 00:11:52,318 --> 00:11:54,156 That's... I'm so happy for you. 332 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,866 Thank you. So happy for you. 333 00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:58,338 Hey, okay, I feel your penis against my thigh. 334 00:11:58,339 --> 00:11:59,342 Tom, Tom. 335 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,349 Oh. Who's the lucky guy? Okay. 336 00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:02,687 His name is Casey. Actually, you know him. 337 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,694 Oh, yeah, he kicked my ass. I remember that. 338 00:12:04,695 --> 00:12:06,032 But he's not here right now. 339 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:07,303 He's in Haiti. We're doing long distance. 340 00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:09,778 Oh, I see. While the cat's away, 341 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:13,324 the mouse will troll for ween in a dive bar. 342 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,067 You're on weenis patrol, lieutenant. 343 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,238 I'm not on weenis patrol. 344 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:20,550 Get out of the car, please. 345 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:22,223 Get out of the pants, please. 346 00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:23,293 I-I'm gonna go. 347 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:24,498 Will you hang out with us? 348 00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:25,502 Will you hang out with me? 349 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:26,505 What? Okay. 350 00:12:26,506 --> 00:12:27,810 So happy for you. 351 00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:29,349 I'm gonna... they were calling me over a second ago. 352 00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,586 Who's calling you? No one's calling you. 353 00:12:30,587 --> 00:12:31,690 Some of my co-workers. Bye. 354 00:12:31,691 --> 00:12:32,693 No... Bye, Danny. 355 00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,132 Bye-bye. 356 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,604 I won the shots-off. 357 00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:36,909 I shouldn't have to take you home. 358 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,514 Mindy. Yeah? 359 00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:41,191 I have a secret. I have a secret to tell you. 360 00:12:41,192 --> 00:12:42,930 Okay, this better be good, 'cause your last couple secrets 361 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,305 were really lame. Okay. 362 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,446 I've never seen a movie. 363 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:48,584 You're kidding me. No. 364 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:49,955 You were talking about goonies yesterday. 365 00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:50,959 That is such a lie. 366 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,899 Here. 367 00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:56,345 Paul, come on. Come on, stand up. 368 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,817 I'm gonna just check for keys. 369 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,024 Okay, all right. 370 00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:01,329 Let's... okay. 371 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,068 Okay, there we go. 372 00:13:03,069 --> 00:13:04,406 Oh, my God. 373 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:05,645 Are you okay? 374 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:09,124 Okay, Paul, I cannot find your keys, 375 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,799 so I'm gonna just leave you here to sober up, 376 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,338 mmm. And then tomorrow, 377 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,781 I can... yeah. Mm, Mindy. 378 00:13:15,782 --> 00:13:17,620 Thanks for taking me home. 379 00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:18,892 No problem. You're the best. 380 00:13:18,893 --> 00:13:22,103 You're... not as bad as I thought you were. 381 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,614 Whoa, mama! Okay, shh, shh, no. 382 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:35,818 Help me! Shh, shh, quiet! 383 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:36,856 Whoa! Quiet, nothing happened. 384 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,060 Nothing happened. Oh! 385 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,398 Shh, you're fine. You're fine, you liked it. 386 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:40,535 Neighbors! Shh! Shh! What? 387 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,207 Oh, no, no! 388 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,646 Get her! 389 00:13:43,681 --> 00:13:45,888 She's getting away! 390 00:13:55,255 --> 00:13:56,257 Paul? 391 00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:59,770 Hey! Christina's here. 392 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,209 Why aren't you wearing your pants? 393 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,550 Don't worry, they're just in my keys. 394 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,624 I'm just dropping some of Danny's stuff off, 395 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:08,402 mostly leather jackets and John Grisham novels. 396 00:14:08,436 --> 00:14:10,609 Well, pull up a chair, mon frere. 397 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,114 Time to have a little chat. 398 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:13,924 Okay. 399 00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:14,957 Let's do it. 400 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,028 Let's get you inside. Yeah. 401 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,032 Yeah? Sound good? Let's do it. 402 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,704 Upsy-Daisy. 403 00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:19,708 Ooh! 404 00:14:20,846 --> 00:14:23,622 Oh, Christina. 405 00:14:23,623 --> 00:14:26,198 I'm so sorry Danny ruined your life. 406 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,306 Thanks. 407 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,650 Mmm, you smell nice. 408 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,860 See ya, bad office. 409 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,770 Mindy, Mindy, I have to talk to you, okay? 410 00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:44,380 Look, I know it hurts when you lose a shots-off. 411 00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:46,253 I been there. Actually, no, I haven't, 412 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:47,792 'cause I never lost a shots-off. 413 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,966 Hey... Listen to me! 414 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,141 I had sex with Christina last night. 415 00:14:52,175 --> 00:14:53,947 Danny's Christina? 416 00:14:53,948 --> 00:14:54,984 What is wrong with you? 417 00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,991 I was blackout drunk, thanks to you. 418 00:14:57,025 --> 00:15:00,671 She showed up, boom boom. Happened. 419 00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:01,996 Sex doesn't just happen like that. 420 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,381 There's, like, a whole process. 421 00:15:03,382 --> 00:15:05,120 You have to brush your teeth, you have to pluck that one hair 422 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,358 that's growing out of your breast, 423 00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:08,030 you have to make sure your underwear isn't weird. 424 00:15:08,031 --> 00:15:09,402 It's been nice knowing you. 425 00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:10,706 You're gonna die in about 15 seconds when Danny finds out. 426 00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:12,480 No, no, no, no, no. 427 00:15:12,481 --> 00:15:14,788 You are an accessory to sex. 428 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,565 Okay, fine, he cannot know about this. 429 00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:18,602 Okay. Okay? 430 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:19,705 Agreed. Okay, good. 431 00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:20,977 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen. 432 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,616 This secret, it's a real secret. 433 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,787 It's not like one of those lame secrets 434 00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:24,858 you were telling me last night. 435 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:25,961 Wait, I didn't tell you that I slept 436 00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,734 with Hillary Clinton, did I? 437 00:15:27,735 --> 00:15:28,738 Did you? 438 00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:30,477 No! 439 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:33,421 Hillary is happily married to her husband, Bill Clinton. 440 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,573 Hey. 441 00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:39,576 Danny. 442 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,948 You and me gotta problem, buddy. 443 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:41,985 We do? 444 00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:43,992 If you threw up on my couch last night, 445 00:15:43,993 --> 00:15:45,463 'cause you were wasted. 446 00:15:45,499 --> 00:15:46,835 Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:48,374 Oh, yeah, I drank a lot. 448 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,880 Oh. He drank so much, yeah. 449 00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,251 Hey. 450 00:15:51,252 --> 00:15:53,091 Oh, someone smells like they had sex last night. 451 00:15:53,092 --> 00:15:54,195 What? I... Hey, hey, hey. 452 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:55,433 You can smell that? Yeah, I can smell it. 453 00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:56,437 I got you something. 454 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:57,506 It's gonna help with the hangover. 455 00:15:57,507 --> 00:15:58,945 It's a Castellano special secret. 456 00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:00,651 I don't do this for everyone. You're family now. 457 00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:02,558 This is the secret breakfast sandwich. 458 00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:04,030 Okay. 459 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,505 You know what, I... What? 460 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,345 I quit. I quit. 461 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,386 Ah, you quit. What, are you still drunk? 462 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,363 I-I quit the practice. I, uh... 463 00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:17,210 I joined the army, and I can't work there 464 00:16:17,211 --> 00:16:18,448 and work here at the same time, so... 465 00:16:18,449 --> 00:16:19,585 You joined the army? 466 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,392 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 467 00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:22,596 I'll see ya. 468 00:16:22,597 --> 00:16:24,436 Well, let's get going. 469 00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:26,142 Hold on a sec. 470 00:16:27,983 --> 00:16:29,956 What's going on between you two? 471 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,628 I'm walking him to the army. Wha... yeah. 472 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,234 Everything's normal. 473 00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:34,271 Everything's normal? 474 00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:36,345 This is a patriot, and he needs to leave. 475 00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:38,553 I'd like to speak to the two of you in private. 476 00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:39,791 Right now. 477 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,731 Okay. 478 00:16:41,732 --> 00:16:43,002 I know what happened last night. 479 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,377 You took him to the bar, you got him drunk, 480 00:16:45,411 --> 00:16:46,548 his inhibitions went down... 481 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,552 That's true. 482 00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:49,023 And you had sex with him. 483 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:50,462 I'm sorry. Wha... 484 00:16:50,463 --> 00:16:52,067 You had sex with Paul. 485 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,577 Sex with Mindy? No, no, no, no. 486 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,551 Right? Oh. 487 00:16:56,552 --> 00:16:57,922 No. Yeah. 488 00:16:57,923 --> 00:16:59,227 Caught you. Was it that obvious? 489 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,398 It was obvious. Oh! 490 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:01,970 Danny, you got us. Yup. 491 00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:03,341 I had sex with Mindy. 492 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:04,445 G... 493 00:17:04,446 --> 00:17:06,587 We... we made love last night. 494 00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:07,723 Made lo... Okay, that's... 495 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,195 It's unbelievable. That's... 496 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,340 But don't blame her. I was so wasted. 497 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,812 I mean, normally, I would never... 498 00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:15,351 I get it. No, it sucks for me, 499 00:17:15,352 --> 00:17:16,688 'cause he gave me HPV. 500 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,759 Well, everyone has HPV. 501 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,863 75% of people have it. 502 00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:21,841 You're engaged, Mindy! You're engaged. 503 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,613 Everyone's making fun of my so-called loser friends. 504 00:17:23,614 --> 00:17:25,353 At least they know to look out for a woman like you. 505 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,394 They know to watch out. Well, Danny, come on. 506 00:17:27,395 --> 00:17:28,631 Ex-squeeze me? 507 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,806 Okay, there's a word for women like you, right? 508 00:17:30,807 --> 00:17:32,345 No, we don't... A word would describe a woman 509 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:33,549 you'd say of a loose... Oh, don't you even dare. 510 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,787 Danny, we don't need to name-call, okay? 511 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,058 Loose quality in a sexual fashion. 512 00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:37,697 No, name-calling, man. You know what that is? 513 00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,035 Danny, no, no, no! Please, say it. 514 00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:40,206 You are a... I dare you to say... 515 00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:41,310 All right, I slept with Christina. 516 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,413 That's what happened. 517 00:17:42,414 --> 00:17:43,852 I didn't sleep with Mindy. 518 00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:46,896 I got drunk, she showed up, and I had sex with Christina. 519 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,573 W... Christina? 520 00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:51,613 I'm sorry. 521 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:53,453 Christina Christina? 522 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,490 That one, yeah. 523 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,627 Are you okay? 524 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:57,835 Absolutely. Okay. 525 00:17:57,836 --> 00:17:59,112 Oh! Oh, my God! 526 00:18:00,104 --> 00:18:02,488 You wanna see an animal? I'll show you an animal right now. 527 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,559 Okay, now, we're going! Oh! 528 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,265 Come here, come here! Come here! 529 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:06,804 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 530 00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:08,108 Get him! Watch him! Watch him! 531 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,413 What is going on? I don't want to get kicked! 532 00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:11,152 I don't want to get kicked! Take him! Take him! 533 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,791 Come here! It's the worst day of my life! 534 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,230 Shh! Take him! 535 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:15,534 Okay, I want him fired. Fire him. 536 00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:17,073 Hold on, hold on. Okay, I cannot fire him. 537 00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,612 He's a godsend... you don't return gifts from heaven. 538 00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,285 He slept with Christina. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 539 00:18:20,286 --> 00:18:21,288 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 540 00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,827 I did, I slept with Christina. 541 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,035 Yeah, he did. In that case, be a gentleman. 542 00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,507 Call him a Welshman and move on. 543 00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:28,782 Wait a minute, guys, you're not gonna fire him? 544 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,190 How can I fire him, Danny? He's great for the practice. 545 00:18:31,225 --> 00:18:32,897 Well, I quit. 546 00:18:32,898 --> 00:18:35,205 Danny, don't do that. Dr. C, no. 547 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,145 You can't... We are all friends, Danny. 548 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,052 We are not friends. 549 00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:40,925 I know where my real friends are. 550 00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:42,029 Oh, Dr. C... 551 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,769 Please. Oh, don't go. 552 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:46,745 Don't leave. I need you. 553 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:51,128 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 554 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,637 Tom, take it all the way. Take it, take it. 555 00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:54,674 Teen wolf! 556 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,380 Ah! I... fouled, he fouled me. 557 00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:57,484 Didn't even touch you. Danny! 558 00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:58,555 Offee foul. 559 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:00,227 Come here. Hold on a sec. 560 00:19:00,262 --> 00:19:01,365 Hey. 561 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,435 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 562 00:19:02,436 --> 00:19:04,041 What are you doing here? No, no women. 563 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,984 No, Y-M-C-A. "Christian men." 564 00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:08,088 Mm-hmm. 565 00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:09,661 The "M" is unconditional, but not "Y"? 566 00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:10,698 Yeah. 567 00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:12,270 Or "C"? 568 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,315 Okay, what are you... Don't say... 569 00:19:15,349 --> 00:19:16,418 He's Jewish. 570 00:19:16,419 --> 00:19:17,623 Yeah, why are you here causing trouble? 571 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,329 He's a great guy. 572 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,001 Okay, I need you to come back to work. 573 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,640 No, no, no, that's a hostile place. 574 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,249 Right here with these guys, this is a safe environment. 575 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,520 Yeah, yeah, it is. 576 00:19:26,521 --> 00:19:28,427 Man, you are covered in sweat. 577 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,334 You got... your body's trying to tell you something. 578 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,505 Sorry. 579 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,044 I know that you think these guys are helping you, 580 00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:34,215 but they're just a bunch of losers 581 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,553 who are wallowing in their misery. 582 00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:36,724 They're not getting over anything. 583 00:19:36,725 --> 00:19:38,430 He's obviously still obsessed with me. 584 00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:40,202 No, I'm still obsessed with the woman after you. 585 00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:41,340 You know, the one I married? 586 00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:43,013 Yeah, that one. Okay, whatever. 587 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:44,451 These guys are never gonna get over heartbreak, 588 00:19:44,452 --> 00:19:46,793 but you can. Paul did you that favor. 589 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,566 Paul? Okay, are you still drunk? 590 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,072 She only slept with Paul because she knew 591 00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:51,108 that it would hurt your feelings! 592 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:52,279 She's still obsessed with you. 593 00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:53,316 She's the one wallowing... 594 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,356 Is that Kris Humphries? 595 00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:57,498 Yeah, shh. He's in the gang. 596 00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:58,602 Can you introduce... 597 00:19:58,603 --> 00:19:59,940 Just leave him alone, okay? 598 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:00,944 He's going through a hard time. 599 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,348 Okay! Please, just come back. 600 00:20:02,382 --> 00:20:03,720 I don't know. I was... 601 00:20:03,721 --> 00:20:05,627 I was thinking of maybe doing some traveling. 602 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,199 You hate everywhere. 603 00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:09,373 I was gonna buy a one-way ticket to Arizona 604 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,816 and have sweet revenge sex with Paul's mother. 605 00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,391 That's horrifying. Why a one-way ticket? 606 00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:17,201 Because she'd be so grateful, she'll pay for my ticket home. 607 00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:19,744 Are you coming back to work or not? 608 00:20:19,745 --> 00:20:21,015 Uh... 609 00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:22,487 Go. Go, Danny. 610 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,026 You're ready for this. 611 00:20:24,027 --> 00:20:27,572 You don't be like me, sitting at home alone Saturday nights 612 00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:30,248 watching trashy reality TV shows. 613 00:20:30,249 --> 00:20:31,787 I'm not gonna name which ones. 614 00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:33,660 Trust me, bro, you're better off over there. 615 00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:35,233 Man, bring it in. 616 00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:38,243 Mindy, back up. 617 00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:39,480 You're gonna be all right. 618 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:40,919 Thanks, man. I love you, man. I love you too. 619 00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,123 I love you too. 620 00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:43,997 Hey, how 'bout this? I make this shot, 621 00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:46,438 Danny stays. Check it out, everybody. 622 00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:48,178 Here we go! 623 00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:51,456 Didn't make the shot. 624 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:52,661 Bye, Danny. 625 00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:53,831 See you later, buddy. 626 00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:55,036 See you, buddy. 627 00:20:55,037 --> 00:20:58,047 "Hello, good friends, and Mindy. 628 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,020 "I would like this recorded message 629 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:03,333 "to stand as my formal resignation. 630 00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,473 "I could never allow Danny to quit 631 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:07,848 "on account of my sexual indiscretion. 632 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,294 "And of course, Danny, being proud and strong, 633 00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:13,101 "would never work alongside a man 634 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,877 "who had sex with his wife. And remember, 635 00:21:15,878 --> 00:21:19,289 "I'm a sex therapist, so the sex was extraordinary. 636 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:22,501 "I'll miss you all, even Mindy. 637 00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:26,046 "I think her haircut looks nice, despite what everyone else says. 638 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,656 "And while I don't think we'll ever see each other again... 639 00:21:28,657 --> 00:21:30,930 "We don't really run in the same circles... 640 00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:34,276 I wish you all the best." 641 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,283 Go to bed.